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InfoWarrior
"Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?"

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@yummymum · 7 minutes ago    

A brunette ?
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@InfoWarrior · 7 minutes ago    

A: brunette with bad breath. ;-)
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@bestia · 20 minutes ago    

hi
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"If you're happy and you know it, get the clap!"

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@weelynn · 48 minutes ago    

yer no happy and ye know it wi the clap, yer no happy and ye know it wi the clap, yer no happy and ye know it, yer pusy cock will surely show it... yer no happy and ye know it wi the clap.
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@zoes · 52 minutes ago    

hru
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@uccoffee3 · SMSFun Gold Member · 22 minutes ago    

i want maccas
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"Just woke up, aren't weekends wonderful :-D Have a terrific day everyone "

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"getting ready for gtm omg gonna be a wicked day I hope anyways lol "

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"Thank God I'm Atheist!"

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@FrankPetersen · 3 hours ago    

Ironing?
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@abegale · 3 hours ago    

huh.
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@FrankPetersen · 2 hours ago    

Ironing>irony. That GOD I'm an ATHEIST. Ya know....
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@FrankPetersen · 2 hours ago    

Ironing>irony. Thank GOD I'm an ATHEIST. Ya know....
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@weelynn · 46 minutes ago    

im prayin that ma darwin fish gets on the arc! :P x
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@weelynn · 4 hours ago    

sorry buddy.......... no that easy to get rid of us im afraid. :P x http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/genetic/redhead-extinction.htm
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@Krowz · 3 hours ago    

I hope not, redheads are hot :P~
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@mikedp · 3 hours ago    

@weelynn thanks for the link, its a good read & very informative :)
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@VeilSide · 3 hours ago    

Like cockroaches, they don't die so easily.
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@InfoWarrior · 3 hours ago    

Gingers don't have souls, FACT!
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@jonodog · 2 hours ago    

What stupid scientists thought recessive genes would "die out" that quickly? I'm only an undergraduate student and even I'm not that dimwitted.
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"High academic qualification versus industrial working experience ? "

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@tiggerSMS · 4 hours ago    

Both good depending on the individual.
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@sir_bazz · SMSFun Gold Member · 4 hours ago    

Gotta have past experience in order to hit the ground running.
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@Carl300 · 4 hours ago    

High academic qualification is in good demand in research n teaching eh.
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@genuine_laws · 4 hours ago    

in the short-term, industrial working experience is always preferred.. in the long-term, it really depends on the individual and occupation but high academic qualification will usually be preferred
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@hizsufiyan · SMSFun Gold Member · 3 hours ago    

both are doing well
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@KH_Tan · 3 hours ago    

Industries nowadays look for experienced professionals rather than spending money to train fresh graduates !
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@Song009 · 1 hours ago    

True @Carl300 & @KH_Tan ...and qualification means standard and that is why big companies send their valuable employees back to universities to get degrees...
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@bumblbeee · 2 hours ago    

Will do babe oh yeah gtm
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@weelynn · 1 hours ago    

@bumblbeee that is so dumb i reckon... 'gtm'. it's no but???? it's 'gitm'... why ye reckon they missed the 'i' out man? xx
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@bumblbeee · 47 minutes ago    

Lol I guess just lazy
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@bodoninno · 7 hours ago    

you too, nite
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nite^^
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@kevsraces · 4 hours ago    

morning now
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@rajsam · 8 hours ago    

lol
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@weelynn · 7 hours ago    

n here i thought i was the japanese flag man....... :P x
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@weelynn · 7 hours ago    

it was even. x
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@weelynn · 8 hours ago    

n yer sad enough to be writing on here??? get of the site n get on wi the job in hand then ya weirdo??....... :P
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@ginga4073 · 8 hours ago    

yeah weirdo!!!!!!! or have you finished and there on there own now lmao
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@RivAar · 3 hours ago    

dreaming! as if u'd be updating ur status while that's goin on!!
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@mp01juve · 9 hours ago    

is that directed to someone on here or a line from a movie?
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@weelynn · 9 hours ago    

@mp01juve haha ye like? just me venting....... n i really hope they're spying on here. :P xxx
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@weelynn · 10 hours ago    

SNAP...........
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@rajsam4ever · 8 hours ago    

by...who
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@Tsuska · 11 hours ago    

really?
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@bigblackbear · 5 hours ago    

what was that that you were saying ??
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@Scottyfox · 13 hours ago    

IPN...TDTM...hahahhahaha
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@ilikethis · 11 hours ago    

goodnight :)
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@yashica171 · 10 hours ago    

gud nite
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@Scottyfox · 13 hours ago    

Good choice but Iam feeling more like Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars or GooGoo Dolls - Iris kind of mood tonight...
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@leo · 11 hours ago    

softcock
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@unfr · 13 hours ago    

aww
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@ilikethis · 11 hours ago    

it hurts :(
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@afDm · 8 hours ago    

go sleep take rest......
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@bodoninno · 7 hours ago    

aspirin
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@Hiz5 · 3 hours ago    

panadol
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@Iinspired · 14 hours ago    

your wallet & head will love you for it tomorrow:)
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@Empath · 13 hours ago    

haha so true
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@TINHtams · 12 hours ago    

movie night!
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@Scottyfox · 13 hours ago    

Errrm !!
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@Scottyfox · 13 hours ago    

So not fair picking on the mental cripple...
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@kezza5760 · 15 hours ago    

goodnight here lol
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@Adichem · 16 hours ago    

I too hope so ;)
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@weelynn · 15 hours ago    

same.... :) x
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@maty88 · 6 hours ago    

lol bunch a fairy kytes lol
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@Song009 · 16 hours ago    

...and blend in humor, subtle jokes, science, geeks, and girls all into one show that can actually make people LOL...
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@tiggerSMS · 16 hours ago    

How about the footy? Go go go the Pies
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@weelynn · 9 hours ago    

that's a great night in! love that show. x
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@weelynn · 9 hours ago    

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?" hahaha - quality. xxx
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@maty88 · 6 hours ago    

rrrrrrraaaaaa go cats
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@Darlene38 · 1 hours ago    

OoOooh, how I adore that show
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"brownies anyone?"

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@Iinspired · 17 hours ago    

hmmm tempting maybe... after dinner..:)
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@robocop · 16 hours ago    

i'll have an after dinner mint thanks
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@Iinspired · 16 hours ago    

No.. brownies me... gonna pop... noodles too filling :( thanks anywayz :)
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@Scottyfox · 16 hours ago    

any cake ??
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@emmyj91 · 16 hours ago    

brownie is like cake
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@Song009 · 16 hours ago    

...and I like the icing on the top...
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@Scottyfox · 15 hours ago    

If u say so,like cake hey,ok i'll have a nibble. Ta love
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@mikedp · 7 hours ago    

yummy thanks
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@lawsonnnnn · 4 hours ago    

yumm
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@Scottyfox · 16 hours ago    

Banging tunes... Jack Jack Jackie..
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@Iinspired · 16 hours ago    

Lqtm most appropriate song *nods* ;)
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@Scottyfox · 16 hours ago    

Khuf
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@Iinspired · 16 hours ago    

@Scottyfox nawwww you made effort you've redeemed yourself but... you dont know how I feel so your telling whoppers *nods* ummmm maaaa :O
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@Scottyfox · 15 hours ago    

GMBO - GNBLFY
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@Iinspired · 15 hours ago    

@Scottyfox ahhh is that so.. eh.. only got love for me.. :O *shakes head* ur on a roll tonight lol:P
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@Iinspired · 15 hours ago    

@Scottyfox 01101101 01100001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100110 01100110 01100101 01100101 ;P
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@Scottyfox · 13 hours ago    

Awww crap.. BOHICA Scotty... LOL
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@Song009 · 15 hours ago    

...and if you work overtime, you can take time off or day in lieu. Tell your boss that you need a buddy to take you through a learning curve before taking over a new assignment. Master degree is just a research paper and no working experience at all...
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@3_legged_guy · 16 hours ago    

@kiki92 whatcha gonna get upto?
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@Gideon_ · 13 hours ago    

i would
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@kiki92 · 10 hours ago    

:) just had a few drink. what about you??
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@Iinspired · 18 hours ago    

kinky;O
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@InfoWarrior · 19 hours ago    

Both and combine them!
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@Smba · 18 hours ago    

its weekend enjoy all
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@sir_bazz · SMSFun Gold Member · 18 hours ago    

Feeling lazy so pizza home delivered tonight.
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@Iinspired · 18 hours ago    

pizza ftw..
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@Song009 · 16 hours ago    

...and is good to go for the Hell pizza...
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@Scottyfox · 18 hours ago    

I got a haircut 2mths ago... whew!!!! Lol
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"Why do men even bother with the concept of marriage in this day and age? There is nothing in for men that can't be obtained in other ways..."

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@InfoWarrior · 19 hours ago    

Add to the fact over half of marriages end in divorce and a woman can take a man to the cleaners for most of what he owns. Is it any wonder why most guys choose to stay single? Its got nothing at all to do with the fear of commitment but rather the fact that most men can't be fucked playing such a high risk game that offers little in return! If anyone disagrees with me, I am more than happy to debate this subject...
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@Gideon_ · 13 hours ago    

ghey ppl get aids and die. ur all goin to hell!
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@BlondsMostFun · SMSFun Gold Member · 13 minutes ago    

You are a vile creature with no friends
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@Tsuska · 19 hours ago    

Best logic ever!
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@christos666 · 19 hours ago    

I Think SO.....
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@rain_man · 20 hours ago    

:)
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@nop · 19 hours ago    

ooo...
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@2TimesAdam · SMSFun Gold Member · 20 hours ago    

better luck next time sucker
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@chopurballs · SMSFun Gold Member · 20 hours ago    

i need someone kiss it better :(
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@2TimesAdam · SMSFun Gold Member · 20 hours ago    

maybye brooda
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@Gideon_ · 13 hours ago    

i'm sure christos would if u don't mind gettin aidz
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@2TimesAdam · SMSFun Gold Member · 20 hours ago    

and how much u paying?
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@CrazyEyes · SMSFun Gold Member · 20 hours ago    

i no money they pay me
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